at first i was afraid to eat a picha piekept thinking this is not a goodthis is a picha pieand i spent o so many nightsjust eating my tortang talongand i grew strongbecause of my tortang talong

biglang may box, from outer spacenakita ko sabay kinuha koyung box from outer spacebinuskan ko at nasindakmay picha pie sobrang laki!tinikman ko within 5 seconds,naubos ko parang mani!

ngayon ako, ay ganitokung 'di ka picha hut o sheki'syou're not welcome, ina mo!ngayong sa akin picha pieayoko nang mahiwalaypara sa 'yo, handa ko magpakamatay

cos now I love my picha pieas long as i eat picha pie i know i'll be alivei want all my garlic beefpepperoni, double cheeseang picha pie... o picha pie.... penge!

you took all the cash I have, naubos nang lahatgusto ko pa ng picha piengunit ang pera'y di sapatand so I spent so many nightsjust feeling sorry for myselfit made me cry, wala na ba akong picha pie?
ngayon ako ay nagipit!hindi na ako istupid person na hindi nag-iisipmedyo mahal ang picha pieyou can't expect it to be freethat's why I'm saving all my moneypara mayroong pambili

[look, it's not 'picha pie', it's 'pizza pie!](huh? picha pie!)[no no no, say it like this 'pi-zza pie!](pi-cha pie)[pi-](pi-)[zza!](cha!)[pizza!](picha!)[nononono, nonono]